those elusive little suckers have evaded us...so far.  ever since greg's original encounter yesterday we haven't seen hide nor tail of them beady-eyed vermin.  i bet they're a-plottin' away at some grand scheme to take over our bathroom.  probably gonna happen quick, too.  smart devils.  we set up four traps for them that specifically say "for brown recluses" on the packaging and the only thing those worthless contraptions have accomplished was to make our bathroom reek.  it smells like rotten peanut butter.  i bet it's all a part of their brilliant conspiracy.  in our attempts to drive them out they will eventually drive us out because the smell from the traps is driving us up the wall, and if that doesn't drive us out they'll drive us to the hospital with their nasty little bites!  but, no...we won't give up that easily!  them there eetsy beetsy speeders are goin' down the water spout, or my name ain't christopherius! 

(there...that'll teach 'em...)

*edit:  um...my name isn't really christopherius...just thought you should know...